And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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