try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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