At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
