Pants 0. Shit 1.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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