North Korea, Best Korea!
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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