Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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