the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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