Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Randomize
