I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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