she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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