They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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