Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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