So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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