you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Randomize
