so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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