its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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