the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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