ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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