found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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