Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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