Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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