No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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