it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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