No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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