So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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