My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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