Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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