remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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