i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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