yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Randomize
