I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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