it hurts more in the daytime
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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