Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
So. Much. Porn.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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