she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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