WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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