the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
