Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I just want nice things and good sex
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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