Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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