so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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