You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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