just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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