well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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