Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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