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• (217): View more from Illinois

  My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon

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• (518): View more from New York

  its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.

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• (585): View more from New York

  You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth

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• (801): View more from Utah

  My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy

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• (425): View more from Washington

  VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I discovered moonshine and fell in love.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.

  (816): View more from Missouri

  I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.

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