We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
that is very illegal...i love you.
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