awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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