Buhtt sex?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
His hands were made for my vagina.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
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