I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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