i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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