Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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