ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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