Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
God gave him joint rollers for hands
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Houston, we have a blender
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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