i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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