So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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